ANNIE: This is a test post for everyone, in case you were wondering.

READERS: Yr dumb.

ANNIE: False. Anyway, this blog is going to be posted in a way similar to that of a script. I just want to spice it up a little, ya know.

READERS: Still sounds dumb.

ANNIE: No seriously, just go with it. I'll only post the most interesting conversations. Oh and they might be a little different from the true quotes. I'm doin' my best. The first dialogue I'd like to post occurred yesterday morning at 6:00am. Enjoy!

ANNIE (at 6:00am): Who the fuck is knocking on our door?

GAYMOND: Oh hai!

ANNIE: What the fuck? Go away. Do NOT spoon me. I am sleeping. How the fuck did you get into the building?

GAYMOND: Connections. I have them.

CECILY: What is this?

GAYMOND: Hi.

CECILY: Don't you come over here! Get your ass out of here.

ANNIE: Get out right now. Fer reals.

GAY: Fiiiiine.

After Gaymond finally left, we rolled over and went back to sleep. When we woke up, we went to Jake's Business/Marketing Presentation. I kind of have a crush on Jake. I was ecstatic post-his presentation. I got to hug him. I just lost all of my male readers.

After leaving the Management building, I went to get bubble tea.

ANNIE (at bubble tea place): Hi, can I have a medium lychee apple?

CASHIER (very nice looking, if I do say so myself): NO.

ANNIE: (Dejectedly) Oh, then can I --

CASHIER: Just kidding!

ANNIE: Oh, ahaha. Can I have tapioca pearls in it please?

CASHIER: NO.

ANNIE: Eh?

CASHIER: Just kidding! Got you again!

ANNIE: Ahhh. Tricky.

CASHIER (to barist[o]): I can't believe you watched that episode without me.

BARIST[O]: Sorry, Sokka.

CASHIER: Don't call me that.

BARIST[O]: Ok, Sokka.

CASHIER: Fine, Aang.

I would just like to add that I was delighted at their discussion of Avatar: the Last Airbender and I would like to thank Netflix for having all of it on there.

One more conversation: this happened while going to see Inception (for the second time) with Jake. And Lizzie.

ANNIE (whispered to Jake): It's so cold in here.

JAKE: Definitely.

Then he grabbed my hand. We held hands and made hand-sweat babies. During our two-line conversation, his arms were tucked into his shirt. He looked like a t-rex. I was wearing raspberry colored legwarmers on my arms.

Alright. I know I'm a dork. Please give me feedback. If you hate it let me know. I also kind of want to know if anyone actually reads this.